Pope

Matthew Patrick should have given the Pope Splatoon. The Pope is a man who cannot even play Undertale as he is not allowed so, that is perfectly logical as a substitute. Splatoon is better than Undertale&mdash;better, more layered characters, lots of concrete lore, great level design, an air of mystery, and gameplay and battles that are actually fun, plus memes galore! Undertale either has none of these, or to a much lesser degree each on an individual basis, scientifically speaking. That is why the Pope needs to own Splatoon, please.
 * shut up